Monday, September 21, 2009

My evil plans are completely ruined

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs (The Onion)
According to oceanographers, the Arctic Circle has been devastated by the effects of global warming in recent years, threatening hundreds of men and women who use the frozen tundra as a place to conduct bizarre experiments in human-animal grafting, carry out massive government cover-ups, or simply as a hidden headquarters from which to battle the forces of evil and fight crime.

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