Conductor to a group of passengers: You should flip the seats back, this is going to be a crowded train.
Passenger #1: Well, what if we lied down and pretended to be corpses or something? People wouldn't take our seats then.
Conductor: No, people would just come and sit on you.
Passenger #2: But what if we were just like "We're not dead yet!"?
Conductor: Well, they'd still sit on you, so you probably would be dead soon.
--NJ Transit
Overheard by: alison
via Overheard in New York, Jul 11, 2008
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